A Mandate is a powerful tool used by the Illuminati to control world governments. Don't ask questions.
Our purpose is to subtly nudge world events in the right direction. Think of us as the cosmic whisper in the ear of the global elite.
Sorry, we're not accepting new recruits at this time. Maybe check back in 20 years when the next global catastrophe hits.
If you feel an unshakeable sense of existential dread when you hear our theme song, then maybe.
Good luck with that. Just remember: you'll always know our work.