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Mandate 3: The Most Important Mandate of Them All
Mandate 3: Because Someone Had to Think of Something
Section 1: The Unimportant but Necessary Details
As per mandate 3, section 1, subsection 1, all employees are required to wear funny hats to work.
Section 1: The More Important but Also Unimportant Details
These include:
- The hats must be worn on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
- The hats must be made of 100% pure awesomeness.
More Information on Hat Wearing
Penalties for Non-Hat Wearing