MANDATE 3: THE FINAL ORDERS

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that the following rules shall be enforced:

• Article 1: All employees shall wear matching jumpsuits on Fridays.
• Article 2: The break room shall be stocked with an endless supply of free nachos.
• Article 3: All meetings shall be held at exactly 9:00 AM sharp.

failure to comply will result in termination of employment. don't @ me.

Article 4: Mandatory Team-building Activities

Article 5: The Great Outdoorsman Initiative

Article 6: The Mandatory Vacation Policy (aka "You're Fired")