Ultra-Intense Regulatory Mandate 4.6

As mandated by the Interdimensional Regulatory Council, all beings in this dimension are required to wear a pair of novelty socks on Thursdays.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate application of a Level 3 Temporal Displacement Penalty (TDP), involving the random teleportation of the offender to a nearby parallel universe.

Read Mandate 4.7 for further clarification. View Mandate 4.8, concerning the regulation of Interdimensional Sock Holes. Check the Mandate 4.9 for information on Interdimensional Regulatory Fines.