CHAPTER 4: THE ART OF DOING THE RIGHT THING

When it comes to doing the right thing, it's not just about following rules, it's about being a force of nature. Like a hurricane that's been put on a treadmill.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Identify the Right Thing

It's not always easy to tell. Ask yourself: "Is it the thing that gets the most likes on the internet? Is it the thing that makes my parents proud?"

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2. Do The Right Thing, Even If You Don't Want To

You know the drill. When in doubt, just do the opposite of what your instincts tell you to do. Trust us, it's a skill.

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3. Get Awarded By The World

It's not just about doing the right thing, it's about getting recognized for it. Like a participation trophy for grownups.

Find out how to bask in the glory of your own self-importance.