Welcome to Sub-Submandate 5-5, where the fate of the universe is decided by a giant cheese wheel.
Our cheese wheel, affectionately known as the "Gouda," has been spinning since the dawn of time, determining the course of history.
Learn more about the Gouda's history and how it has shaped the world as we know it.
But be warned, the Gouda is a cruel mistress. Tales of its victims will chill your bones.
The Gouda currently points to... CHICKEN WINGS as the next course of action.
Will it lead to world peace or chaos? Only the Gouda knows.