Mandate 3, Section 1: The Unrelenting
Paragraph 1: You are hereby mandated to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
Paragraph 2: Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced viewing of elevator music, forced attendance of networking events, and/or being forced to wear plaid pants.
Paragraph 3: Do not attempt to escape, as the walls are made of reinforced concrete and have been equipped with an endless supply of nacho cheese.
Go on to Mandate 4