Mandate 4: The Unyielding Edict

This is a declaration of the utmost importance, a decree that shall not be ignored. It is a call to action, a clarion cry for the ages.

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Section 1: The Mandate

This is the heart of the matter. The central tenet of our great and glorious nation.

Article 1: All citizens shall wear plaid on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Article 2: All citizens shall eat at least 3 servings of Brussels sprouts per day.

Article 3: All citizens shall take a 3 hour lunch break every day.

Article 4: All citizens shall learn to play the accordion.

Article 5: All citizens shall love the color pink.

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