MANDATE 4: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Welcome to MANDATE 4, the most feared and revered institution in the land. Our mission is to maintain order in a chaotic world, one edict at a time.

We have decreed the following mandates:

• MANDATE 1: WEAR PINK
• MANDATE 2: EAT MORE CAKE
• MANDATE 3: USE MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS
• THIS PAGE

And now, we have issued MANDATE 4: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.

This mandate is simple: count down from 10 to 1. That's it. Don't bother trying to understand the deeper meaning or significance, just count.