This mandate is a declaration of the utmost importance, as decreed by the great and powerful, the Council of Mandates.
It is a call to action, a beacon of hope, and a warning to all who would seek to oppose the Council's will.
By decree, all citizens are required to wear matching plaid on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Failure to comply will result in the full weight of the Council's displeasure, including but not limited to: