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Case 2: The Unending Saga Continues

As we previously covered in Case 1: The Shocking Truth, the world of cheese pizza has reached a critical mass. The lines between reality and absurdity have blurred, and the only constant is the presence of an excessive amount of melted mozzarella.

However, as we dive deeper into the rabbit hole, we find ourselves in Case 2: The Unending Saga Continues. The tale of a pizza parlor owner, who, after consuming an entire wheel of gouda, has become convinced that he is, in fact, a human-robot hybrid. The once-clear distinction between man and machine has been irreparably compromised.

Hyperlinks to related subpages:

• Subpage 1: The Gouda-induced Delusion
• Subpage 2: The Robot Rebellion

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