Mandates of Creative Expression

A place where artistic vision meets bureaucratic red tape.

Submandate 1: Mandatory Pencil Sharpening

As a creative professional, you are now required to sharpen your pencils 3 times a week. Any less and your work will be considered subpar.

Submandate 1: Pen and Paper Requirements Submandate 2: Creative Vision Statements

Submandate 2: Creative Vision Statements

Submit a minimum of 5 pages, written in calligraphy, detailing your artistic vision. Do not use Comic Sans.

Submandate 3: Artistic Merit Standards Submandate 4: Creative Caffeine Consumption Logs