By order of the Council of Exalted Bureaucrats, all employees are required to attend a meeting to discuss the color scheme of the company.
Resolution 1: The meeting shall be held every Thursday at 3 PM sharp. Failure to attend shall result in a sternly worded letter.
By order of the Department of Redundant Documentation, all employees are required to fill out a form 17 times in triplicate for each project.
Resolution 2: The forms shall be stapled in a specific pattern, and failure to comply shall result in a thorough review of one's desk setup.
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