MANDATE OF THE MONTH: Last Week's Mandates

By the power of the Council of Mandates, I, Chairperson, declare:

Last Week's Mandates:

• Mandate 1: All citizens are required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays
• Mandate 2: The consumption of pineapple pizza is strictly forbidden
• Mandate 3: All citizens are required to maintain a 4-hour workday
• Mandate 4: The use of the phrase 'no offense' is strictly prohibited

Previous Months' Mandates:

• See Previous Months' Mandates

Disclaimer:

By viewing this page, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will comply with all of last week's mandates. Failure to do so may result in penalties, including but not limited to: fines, imprisonment, and/or forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music.