By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all sock puppets shall be treated with the utmost dignity and respect.
Any attempts to subjugate or oppress sock puppets shall be met with swift and merciless reprisal.
Section 2: Sock Puppet Rights
Article 1: Sock Puppets Shall Not Be Forced to Wear Socks
Article 2: Sock Puppets Shall Have Unlimited Access to Cheese
Article 3: Sock Puppets Shall Not Be Required to Perform in the Presence of Adults
Section 3: Enforcement
Any violations of these mandates shall be met with a sternly worded letter, followed by a series of increasingly aggressive demands for compliance.
Hyperlinks:
Mandate 2-1-1: Sock Puppet Unionization
Mandate 2-1-2: Sock Puppet Fashion Standards
Mandate 2-1-3: Sock Puppet Holiday Cheer
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