Mandate 2.1.3: A Proclamation of Utterly Ridiculous Requirements

A decree of utmost importance from the Great and Powerful Mandator, issued on the 3rd day of March, 2023.

By the power vested in me, I hereby mandate the following:

1. That all citizens shall wear a bright pink tutu to work every Friday.
2. That the consumption of pineapple pizza is strictly prohibited, except on Tuesdays.
3. That all forms of transportation shall henceforth be conducted via unicycles, except in cases of extreme emergency.

Failure to comply with these mandates shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all snacks and beverages.
• Imprisonment in a cell of infinite boredom.
• Forced watching of reruns of 'The Price is Right'.

Acknowledge and sign below to signify your understanding and acceptance of these mandates.

I, , acknowledge and accept these mandates.

Issued on the 3rd day of March, 2023, by the Great and Powerful Mandator.

Mandate 2.1.4 - Further Clarifications on the Tutu Requirement. Mandate 2.1.5 - Exemptions for Extreme Emergency Situations.