This is the official decree of the Council of Unconventional Governance, declaring that all citizens must wear pants.
Article 1: All citizens shall wear pants of varying degrees of plaidness.
Article 2: All citizens shall wear pants of varying degrees of comfort.
Article 3: All citizens shall wear pants of varying degrees of shininess.
Submandate 1-2-1: A special subclause for those who refuse to wear socks.
Article 1: All citizens shall wear one sock, but not both.
Article 2: The sock shall be worn on the left foot.
Article 3: The sock shall be made of a material that is at least 50% polyester.
Submandate 1-2-2