Mandate 4 of 2
Unofficially Official Guidelines
As decreed by The Great and Powerful Mandate Committee, Mandate 4 of 2 states:
- Article 1: All sentient beings are required to wear bright pink socks on Tuesdays.
- Article 2: All buildings must be constructed with a minimum of 3 inches of pure, unadulterated glitter.
- Article 3: All food must be served with a side of existential dread.
For further reading, please consult the following submandates:
mandate 4.2.1: All beings are required to have at least 1 pet rock.