Mandate 3.1.1: Unofficial Guide to Not Being Bothered by Your Coworker's Socks

Are your coworkers' socks really that interesting? Nope? Then why do you care what they wear?

But seriously, folks, if you find yourself staring at your coworker's toes, follow this mandate for a chance to reclaim your sanity.

• Step 1: Stare at a wall.
• Step 2: Pretend you're a hawk.
• Step 3: Refuse to acknowledge their presence.
• Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until they get the hint.

Submandate 3.1.1.1: The Art of Ignoring Your Coworker's Existence Submandate 3.1.2: When All Else Fails, Wear a Blindfold