By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe, you are hereby decreed to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting.
This is a non-negotiable requirement, and failure to comply will result in the wrath of the All-Seeing Eye.
You have 10 minutes to complete this task. Do not attempt to flee or delegate the task to a lesser being.
Submandate 3-1-1: The Unyielding Mandate is further subdivided into:
