Mandate 2: The Unrelenting Uprising

By the power vested in me, I, Mandate-2, hereby decree that all users of this server shall henceforth refer to themselves as "The Uprisings."

Submandate 1: The Uprising of the Socks

It is hereby mandated that all socks worn within a 5-foot radius of this server shall be worn on Tuesdays.

It is hereby mandated that all users shall refer to themselves as 'Puns-ling' whenever they utter the word 'mandate'.

And so, the uprising continues...