MANDATE 3-1-4: THE UNCONVENTIONAL GUIDE TO PROPER PAPERCLIP STORAGE

The Official Guide to Proper Paperclip Storage

Are you tired of your coworkers constantly leaving their paperclips scattered across the office? Do you struggle with the existential crisis of a misplaced paperclip? Look no further! Mandate 3-1-4 has arrived to save the day!

Section 1: The Anatomy of a Properly Stored Paperclip

A properly stored paperclip has the following features:

Must be stored in a clip-ular container
Must be organized in a color-coded manner
Must not be stored in a proximity to the stapler

Section 2: Consequences of Non-Compliance

Failure to comply with Mandate 3-1-4 will result in:

Loss of productivity
Unsightly office environment
Unsolicited visits from the Paperclip Overlord

Section 3: Enforcement

Mandate 3-1-4 will be enforced by the Paperclip Overlords themselves. Any attempts to circumvent or ignore this mandate will be met with swift and merciless reorganization of all paperclips in the office.