Here at Mandate 3.1.4, we're proud to provide you with the most exhaustive guide to doing absolutely nothing in the history of human productivity.
Whether you're a seasoned pro at procrastination or just starting out, our expert staff of completely unqualified and utterly uninterested writers has worked tirelessly to bring you the most comprehensive resource on the subject.
- Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing in Style
- Chapter 2: Procrastination Techniques for the Modern Era
- Chapter 3: The Benefits of Doing Absolutely Nothing (Seriously, It's Good for You)
Here are some examples of doing absolutely nothing:
- Staring blankly into space
- Watching cat videos
- Playing video games
- Daydreaming about a utopian future where doing nothing is the norm