Section 1: THE BIKINI REGULATION
By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all beaches within our jurisdiction shall have a mandatory minimum of 17.5% more beach towels per patron.
Any beachgoer found to be in violation of this mandate shall be subject to a fine of up to 5000 beach-bucks, which shall be paid in the form of extra-large beach umbrellas.
Learn more about the intricacies of this groundbreaking legislation or see how it affects beachside parking.
Remember: We're not kidding. This is a real mandate, folks.