Mandate 3.2.3: A Guide for the Utterly Inert

Section 1: Not Doing Anything

• Step 1: Wake up, pretend it's not Tuesday.
• Step 2: Stare at wall for 5 minutes.
• Step 3: Eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Section 2: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

• Subsection 1: Learn the art of procrastination through advanced techniques.
• Subsection 2: Practice doing absolutely nothing in front of a mirror.