Section 5 of the Intergalactic Mandate for Mustache Care. This section is all about the importance of properly maintaining those majestic whiskers.
Submandate A: Mandatory Mustache Washing
Read more about washing those staches.
Submandate B: Mandatory Mustache Conditioning
Learn how to keep those briers from getting all frizzy.
Submandate C: Mandatory Mustache Insurance