Background
The Ministry of Unconventional Entertainment, in its infinite wisdom, has deemed that the citizens of this great nation are in dire need of more Sock Puppet Theatre in their lives. The current mandate of 2 hours per week is woefully inadequate, and thus, the Great Sock Puppet Uprising was born.
As of today, all citizens must watch a minimum of 4 hours of Sock Puppet Theatre per week, lest they face the full force of our mighty bureaucracy.