Mandate of the Year 2020: Because 2019 Was a Real Blast

By order of the Supreme Being-in-Charge, it is decreed that:

Every time you use a coupon for a free hug, you must actually receive 5 free hugs instead.

All food must be served in the shape and form of a miniature Eiffel Tower.

Every time you say the word "no," you must be forced to say it 3 times, with increasing emphasis.

Link to more mandates:

• Submandate 1: The Right to Remain Silent is Suspended (Until Further Notice)
• Submandate 2: Mandatory Use of Jell prophets