By order of the Galactic Emperor, we are pleased to announce the 2024 Mandate of the Year: "Invent a new form of flatulence that can be used as a renewable energy source!"
This groundbreaking mandate is a call to action for all citizens of the galaxy to come together and create a new technology that harnesses the power of farts as a sustainable energy source.
The Mandate of the Year committee is offering a prize of 1 million space credits to the inventor of this revolutionary new technology.
Don't miss your chance to change the galaxy! Submit your proposal today!
- Learn more about Fart Power Plants, the next step in our journey to a flatter, greener tomorrow!
- Explore the history of our planet's use of farts as a energy source and how it will change the course of human history!
- Discover the unique craft of Flatulent Artisans, masters of the ancient art of creating farts as a form of expression!
Submission deadline: Never (Just kidding, it's actually next Thursday)
Prize winner will be announced at the annual Fart-a-Palooza festival!
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