By Order of the Intergalactic Council of Colonies, we, the undersigned, hereby mandate the following:
Article 456, Section 1: All citizens of the colonies shall have the inalienable right to clear the air with reckless abandon, without fear of reprisal or penalty.
This includes, but is not limited to:
We, the people, demand this right to clear the air, lest we be considered less-than-human!