By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Fart-Chief, hereby mandate the establishment of Fart-Power Plants across the land.
These plants shall harness the mighty fumes of our citizens to generate electricity, heat, and a faint whiff of despair.
The Fart-Power Plants shall be built in the following locations:
Each plant shall consist of a massive, gleaming steel and chrome behemoth, adorned with flashing red lights and a 50-foot-tall, inflatable whoopee cushion.
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WARNING: Fart-Power Plants are a highly regulated industry. Any attempts to tamper with or disable these plants will be met with swift and merciless punishment.