Q: What is a Fart Power Plant?
A: It's a highly efficient, environmentally friendly energy source that harnesses the potentential of human flatulence to generate electricity. It's like a solar panel, but for farts.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Completely safe! Our patented technology has been rigorously tested on a team of highly trained, highly gassy lab monkeys.
Q: How many farts do I need to produce to generate enough energy?
A: Ah, the sweet spot is between 3-5 farts per minute. Less than 3 and it's like trying to charge your phone with a snail, more than 5 and it's like trying to power a small city with a whoopee cushion. Just right, and you're golden!
Q: Can I use Fart Power Plants for personal gain?
A: Of course! With our exclusive Fart Power Plant subscription service, you can generate electricity while you're on the toilet, in a meeting, or while sneaking one in your boss's office. We won't judge you, but we will bill you for the electricity you produce.