Fart Power Plants 2024: A Year of Unrelenting Flatulence

As of January 1, 2024, all citizens are required to install and maintain a minimum of one Fart Power Plant in their homes, as mandated by the Fart Power Act of 2023. This revolutionary technology harnesses the power of human flatulence to generate electricity, heat, and a faint scent of despair.

However, with great power comes great responsibility. Regular maintenance is crucial to ensure optimal performance and avoid catastrophic explosions.

Below are some crucial troubleshooting steps to follow:

Troubleshooting Guide:

• Check if your Fart Power Plant is properly installed and calibrated.
• Verify that you're consuming a diet rich in beans and cabbage.
• Consult the user manual for proper venting procedures.
• Contact Fart Power Corporation for assistance, but don't expect much help.

Remember, the power is within you!