MANDATE OF THE YEAR

By order of the Council of Fart Scientists, we declare that all farts shall henceforth be harnessed for renewable energy production. All citizens are required to install Fart-O-Matic devices in their homes, which shall convert the potent gases of flatulence into kilowatts.

Phase 4: The Fart-Powered Revolution Phase 1: The Fart-Induced Chaos Phase 2: The Fart-Collection Stations