Step 5: Sustainability
Our team of experts has identified the key to unlocking Fart Power Plant's true potential: a focus on long-term, carbon-negative operations. That's right, folks. We're talking trees.
Here's the plan:
- Plant 1000 acres of new forests in the surrounding area to offset CO2 emissions
- Implement a comprehensive recycling program for used farts
- Partner with local nurseries to develop a line of artisanal, small-batch Fart Power Plant branded tree saplings
And that's not all! We're also working on a special "Fart-to-Table" program, where we'll be offering complimentary, organic, locally-sourced farts to nearby restaurants and cafes. Because, let's be real, farts are the new avocado.
Click here for more information on the regulatory framework for this initiative