The Consequences of Your Actions

Submandate 3.2: The Consequences of Your Actions is a document so severe, so draconian, so utterly bewildering that even the most hardened bureaucrats are forced to question their life choices.

Article 1: Mandatory Coffee Consumption

As of today, all employees are required to consume exactly 3.5 cups of coffee per day. Failure to comply will result in a 50% reduction in productivity.

Read Article 1: Mandatory Coffee Consumption in its entirety.

View Consequence 1: The Coffee-Induced Jitters.

Related Mandates

Also see:

Submandate 3.1: The Mandatory Meeting Initiative

Submandate 3.3: The Unnecessary Expense Mandate