Warning: the following techniques are completely legal, but not recommended. Or are they?
Get lost in a dense forest and claim you're trying to find your way home. Bonus points if you're wearing a "I'm lost" sign.
Learn MoreDonate your old toaster to a local art project, then claim the art project is a charity and deduct the entire value of the toaster as a donation.
Read the Fine PrintClaim you're a student to avoid paying taxes, then claim you just got a scholarship and suddenly your income is all from investments.
Understand the ComplexityClaim your accountant is a ninja, trained in the ancient art of tax evasion. Bonus points if you provide a fake ninja certificate.
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