FAQs About Mandatory Monday Mornings

Q: Why do I have to wake up at 6 AM on Mondays?

Because, apparently, the apocalypse will start at 6:01 AM.

Q: Can I just hit snooze and pretend it's not happening?

Don't try it. The overlords of productivity will find you.

Q: Is it really that bad?

It's worse. Much worse.

For more information on surviving Mandatory Monday Mornings, see:

Mandy Monday Tips

Or, if you prefer, the Monday Morning Suicides.