Welcome to the infamous Monday Morning Suicides, where the weekend's promise of freedom and relaxation is brutally crushed beneath the heel of your Monday morning alarm clock.
Here, you'll find:
Don't forget to check out our What I Just Said page for the most up-to-date, yet still marginally coherent, analysis of the weekend's events.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, navigate to What I Did Last Nite for a thrilling tale of regret and poor life choices.
May the coffee be strong, and the despair be real.
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