Escape from the Odyssey

You've made it to Part 2 of the Mandatory Review and Certification 3-Hour Odyssey! You're getting close to escaping this soul-sucking cycle of assessments and evaluations. Click here to continue your journey

You're now facing the infamous Section F, where the firehoses of bureaucracy come to life and try to suck you in with their endless forms and reports. Turn back now while you still can.

Or, if you're feeling brave, press on and face the abyss of Section F-1. Dare to face the firehoses!

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