Lesson 4: The Art of Not Crying in Front of Your Computer

Subsection 21a: Emotional Intelligence for the Modern Blerg

As you progress through this course, your emotional resilience will be tested. It's normal to feel a little emotional when your code isn't working as expected, but don't let the tears fall, my friend.

Here's a few tips to help you keep your composure:

• Take a deep breath in through your nose and out through your mouth.
• Repeat the mantra: 'It's just code, it's just code.'
• Step away from the computer for a bit and come back when you're feeling calmer.

Subsection 21b: The Art of Faking It

Case Study: The Blerg Who Cried

Meet John, a junior developer who was on the brink of tears after his code wouldn't compile. With a little practice, he learned to channel his emotions into a healthy dose of frustration and anger, rather than tears.

Here's a diagram of John's emotional journey:

As you can see, John's emotional spectrum is now a more balanced one. He's still got a way to go, but he's making progress.

Continue to Section 22: Emotional Intelligence for Developers

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