Mandatory Team Building

Welcome, mandatory team-building attendees! Today, you'll be forced to do exciting activities, eat bland catering, and pretend to enjoy each other's company for 8 hours straight. Don't worry, it'll be a blast...ly miserable experience!

Agenda:

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "Trust Falls" - a team-building classic!

9:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "Catering Buffet" - eat all the stale crackers and lukewarm coffee you can handle!

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch - because who needs actual food when there's free time to scroll through their phones?

1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "Escape Room" - because nothing says 'team-building' like being locked in a room with your coworkers and trying not to cry!

3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: "Free Time" - a.k.a. the time when the team will start to turn on each other...