Team Building: Because You Clearly Need It
Team building: where the phrase "forced to participate in awkward activities for the sake of synergy" becomes a badge of honor.
Here's a list of our expertly curated team building tips, guaranteed to make you question your life choices:
- Escape the Room of Desperation - Because nothing says "team building" like being trapped in a room with your coworkers while someone tries to sell you on the importance of "effective communication."
- The Team Building Scavenger Hunt of Doom - A thrilling adventure where you'll compete against your colleagues for who can spot the most "team spirit" in a crowded conference room.
- The Team Building Cook-Off of Shame - A culinary battle royale where you'll be forced to eat a "mystery meat" prepared by your coworkers, all while being judged by a panel of "industry experts."
Don't have time for a team building activity? Don't worry, we have an alternative:
Team Building Lunch Box - A selection of mystery meats, cheeses, and stale crackers, carefully curated just for you.