Plotting Our Escape
As the mandatory team-building activities continue to suck the life out of us, we've been tasked with finding the most creative escape route from this soul-crushing experience.
Here are our top 5 options:
- Sneak out through the bathroom
- Forge a new path through the kitchen
- Pretend to be a disabled employee
- Claim you need to use the facilities
- Declare true emptiness and leave