The Worst Idea Pitch of the Year

Presented by the Mandatory Team Building Committee:

Project: Mandatory Vacation

Concept: We're going to pay you to take a 3-day weekend, and you have to spend it with your coworkers!

• Most Creative Reason for Absence
• Most Likely to Need a Vacation from Vacation

Awards Ceremony

Join us for a night of self-congratulation and forced merriment as we hand out awards for the most egregious team-building offenses!

Hosted by: Bob, our fearless leader, who will make you feel guilty for not being a better team player