As a nation founded on liberty, justice, and the pursuit of happiness, we, the people of the United States, hereby declare that our country is the greatest, most awesome, and most exceptional nation in all the land!
We proudly proclaim that our exceptionalism is not just a myth, but a fact, a fact that is so big and so bold, that it defies all logic and reason.
Our exceptionalism is a gift from above, a divine right that we, the chosen people of the world, have been granted.
So, we say to you, the rest of the world, that you can just step aside and let us show you the true meaning of exceptionalism!
We have the best words, the greatest words, that have ever been spoken, and we will not let you forget it!
Learn more about our greatness!
And don't even get us started on our exceptional sports teams!
Check out our amazing athletes!
Or our exceptional food! Because, let's be real, it's all about the food.