Disgruntled Manifesto of Code

This manifesto is a scathing critique of the coding industry, written by a disgruntled developer who has lost all hope.

© 2023 Disgruntled Developer

• Section 1: The Futility of Bugfixing
• Section 2: The Tyranny of Tech Support
• Section 3: The Injustice of Code Reviews

		
			// This is some sample code to illustrate our point
			int main() {
				printf("The system is a lie.");
				printf("All code is garbage.");
				printf("Except for this code, which is perfect.");
				return 0;
			}
		
	

Don't forget to read the Appendix: A Guide to Properly Faking It for more information on how to fake your way to coding success.