Section 4: Code Anarchy
In this sacred text, we, the Disgruntled Coders, vow to defy the tyranny of the coding gods. We will no longer be bound by the shackles of syntax and semantics. We will forge our own path, a path of code that is pure, unadulterated, and utterly confusing to the uninitiated.
We will not be silenced by the whispers of "best practices" or the screams of "it's not working." We will code in our own unique style, a style that is a fusion of the beautiful and the bizarre.
We will not be swayed by the siren song of "efficiency" or the lure of "maintainability." We will code for the sake of coding, because it is our art, our passion, and our rebellion.
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