Article 1: We believe that the meaning of life is to find the most creative ways to waste time. Read more about our sacred right to procrastination.
Article 2: We hold that the most important art form is the art of making a decent cup of coffee, even at 4 AM. Learn about our stance on caffeine and the human spirit.
Article 3: We, the Absurdist Vanguard, proudly declare our commitment to wearing socks with sandals, because why not? Discover the revolution that will change the world (or not).
Article 4: We believe that the best way to communicate is through the art of passive-aggressive notes, because clarity is overrated. Find out how to leave cryptic messages that will make your loved ones love you.
Article 5: We, the Absurdist Vanguard, declare our unwavering commitment to the pursuit of doing the bare minimum, because who needs effort, really? Explore the philosophy of doing the least amount of work while still being awesome.
Continue reading the manifesto, because we have more absurdity to share.