We, the undersigned, hereby declare our discontent with the status quo.
With our bell-bottoms in a twist and our platform shoes in a stomp, we refuse to be bound by the chains of conventional wisdom.
We demand the right to wear our polyester suits with pride, to eat Cheetos on the go, and to watch reruns of our favorite TV shows at 4 AM.
We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, and we will not be made to wear sensible shoes.
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